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Deviation Spotlight
- Dec 15
- United States
- Deviant for 18 years
- He / Him
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My Bio
Current Residence: grits an' gravy an' "hush yo mouth."
Favourite genre of music: Good.
Operating System: Seduction of consent.
Shell of choice: M456A2 105mm High Explosive Anti-Tank (obsolete)
Skin of choice: ...Freckled.
Favourite cartoon character: Myself.
Personal Quote: "You might feel some pressure."
Favourite genre of music: Good.
Operating System: Seduction of consent.
Shell of choice: M456A2 105mm High Explosive Anti-Tank (obsolete)
Skin of choice: ...Freckled.
Favourite cartoon character: Myself.
Personal Quote: "You might feel some pressure."
Favourite Visual Artist
One perfect cupcake.
Favourite Writers
Prof. J. M., _The Dynamics of an Asteroid_, pub. c. 1888.
Favourite Games
(see "Interests").
Favourite Gaming Platform
...Let's not get personal.
Tools of the Trade
Patience, persistence, psychopathy.
Other Interests
I'm a bisexual dominant sadist. Figure it out.
There and back again
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I made good my escape in early December.
The day I was called to interview for the job I eventually took--November sometime?--we had the first completed suicide in my facility in over 25 years. I can't think of much my old organization could have done to make it easier for me to leave. The pay boost at the new job was confirmation that I'd been at the old shop far too long.
I've started working in an acute setting with a psychiatric population admitted from the ED or from Emergency Services at mental health centers in several counties surrounding mine. Quicker turnover than my criminally insane clientele, but mostly the same issues. Not as
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Last Man Standing
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If it weren't for gallows humor, there would not be one goddamn thing funny about work.
Resumes are in flight. I've interviewed once already. I'll get out if I have to climb the fence.
...That is all.
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Odd Bits and Crumbs
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[Thirty percent fewer typos! Now with more fat and calories!]
For my birthday this year, I got a three-month-overdue JCAHO survey team. It wasn't on my wish list, but it's the thought that counts.
My birthday was the last day of the year that the team could arrive and have four consecutive days to be on-site. I'd been paged three times and called twice by the time I got out of the shower.
"They NEED you here!"
Oh fuck no they don't. If I have to drag my ass in early on my birthday, I'm going to be showing the JCAHO folks every fault I know about and telling them the likely places to find more.
The survey team wasn't on-site with us until
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Happy almost birthday!
TAC! I miss you. qq
I miss you too, love. My insanity's come unhinged this year.
In the last three months we've had a management change (two demotions--there's a palace coup underway), two colleagues terminated, a suicide, a construction project, two separate medical emergencies, "the zombie puke incident" and a carnival. I've got priority correspondence that's been waiting for over two months sitting on my desk and I'm having to stop in the middle of emergencies to deal with more urgent matters.
The admonition to take one day at a time has proved good advice. I like to slip up behind my day and force an ice pick into the hollow at the base of its skull. A silenced .22 is also useful when one decides to take a mental health day at close range.
I've interviewed once. I'm considering whether I'm willing to become a federal employee. Something must give before I do.
Enjoy the llama. They're delicious grilled.
In the last three months we've had a management change (two demotions--there's a palace coup underway), two colleagues terminated, a suicide, a construction project, two separate medical emergencies, "the zombie puke incident" and a carnival. I've got priority correspondence that's been waiting for over two months sitting on my desk and I'm having to stop in the middle of emergencies to deal with more urgent matters.
The admonition to take one day at a time has proved good advice. I like to slip up behind my day and force an ice pick into the hollow at the base of its skull. A silenced .22 is also useful when one decides to take a mental health day at close range.
I've interviewed once. I'm considering whether I'm willing to become a federal employee. Something must give before I do.
Enjoy the llama. They're delicious grilled.
Oh, darling. I would point out that your sanity has always been on the loose end, but I feel that would be cruel in your current predicament. Just know that I, as always, love you, and that I shall try to keep Jes from smuggling tentacle porn into your bed. Again.
This zombie puke incident sounds both intriguing and horrifying, just so you know. And I approve of your methods of murder; have you considered good old fashioned blunt-force trauma?
Thank you for the llama, though I must admit that I've always preferred mine stewed....
This zombie puke incident sounds both intriguing and horrifying, just so you know. And I approve of your methods of murder; have you considered good old fashioned blunt-force trauma?
Thank you for the llama, though I must admit that I've always preferred mine stewed....
I've never held myself up as an example of bedrock stability. I mean, I chose my current place of employment. (We all come to the asylum for a reason, you know.)
The gonzo queer BDSM messy-fetish tentacle porn DVDs weren't that bad, really. Not the first six, anyway. ...It was the tentalce-suit she was wearing.
Zombie puke isn't nearly as alluring as it sounds.
Thanks, love.
The gonzo queer BDSM messy-fetish tentacle porn DVDs weren't that bad, really. Not the first six, anyway. ...It was the tentalce-suit she was wearing.
Zombie puke isn't nearly as alluring as it sounds.
Thanks, love.
Thanks for the fave 
You're very welcome. It's been a while since I did that.
I always love seeing your work. When are you going to post more photos?
I always love seeing your work. When are you going to post more photos?